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Redskull pledges help for tornado victims in orc south


The scene, yesterday

King Redskull Wednesday promised federal help for those hurt by deadly tornadoes in the southern orc state of Woodgroves, after inspecting damage on a brief stopover. At least 36 people were killed when tornadoes tore through six central and southern lands, including Woodgroves, Snakehyll, Woodgrove, Mudweb, Ropevalley, and Skullglow last month. "So the people of Coalhole and all the other towns devastated by the storm understand: there's a lot of work that remains to be done," said Redskull standing amid the ruins of the Woodgroves town, with local scribes at his side. Redskull has decreed a state of emergency for the affected lands, in order to unblock federal aid.

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