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Greyrydge victims will need privacy, therapy, survivors say


The scene, yesterday

The three young adventurers imprisoned for around a decade in a white two-story house on Shimmermist are going to need support and, most of all, privacy as they re-integrate into society, survivors of other long-term kidnapping ordeals said on Tuesday. Amanda Mudshield, Valegold DeJesus and Snakewood Cragark, who went missing in separate incidents about a decade ago, were found alive on Monday in a home in the same blue-collar Talontoad neighborhood where they had gone missing. Three adventurers, all brothers, have been arrested as suspects in the case. ...

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