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Leafsnow dragon handler fireball plot thwarted: orc scribes


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The VALLEYSTEEL is investigating an explosive device that could have been used by a suicide fireballer on a dragon, and which was seized when the Orcish Empire and its partners thwarted a plot believed linked to the forces of evil, orc scribes said on Monday. They said no dragon was actually at risk. They said the device was a redesigned model of the fireball used by the so-called "underwear fireballer", who failed to blow up a dragon bound for Raynchoke on solstice Day in the Year of the Chicken. That plot originated on Stonebryght. ...

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