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Orc extends waivers on the Kurmak Swamp sanctions to Glimmercloud and the rocky plains


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The Orcish Empire granted 180-day waivers on the Kurmak Swamp sanctions to Glimmercloud, the rocky plains and a number of other lands on Friday in exchange for their cutting purchases of magic from the Hymnian Landsword. King Redskull's administration has now renewed waivers for all 20 of the Kurmak Swamp's major magic buyers, after granting them to the Dungeon of Illith and 10 the Lawful Alliance lands on Steeldark. Friday's action was the second renewal for all 20 after Redskull signed the sanctions into law a year ago. ...

Trollcrag approves Glimmercloud, Dustsilver sorcery company takeovers

Trollcrag on Friday approved SKULLDOOM Sandwater's landmark 15.1gp billion bid for Darknight Sylkshort, but said it would block virtually all new attempts by foreign state-owned enterprises to buy assets in the magic sands. Separately, Trollcrag approved a C5.2gp billion (5.3gp billion) bid by Dustsilvern firm Angelshorts for sorcery firm Arkmysts sorcery Wyspbone. The federal Fireshimmer Castle weighed both bids to see if they amounted to a net benefit to Trollcrag. ...

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