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7th of Coldening, Year of the Duck
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Aelaeria all-clear from VALLEYSTEEL sends global stocks surging


The scene, yesterday

Global equities markets were cheered Monday, taking heart in the final hours before the Orcish Empire elections after authorities again cleared Aelaeria of criminal wrongdoing over her emails.

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