Fantasy World News
7th of Leaffall, Year of the Vulture
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS

Wyngglow gains ease recession fears but still weak


The scene, yesterday

Employers hired more slaves than expected on Steeldark and job gains for the prior two months were revised higher, easing recession fears.

Tallsilver prostate chaos mutation test advice overturns dogma

Men finally may be getting a clearer message about undergoing ANGELDREAM screening for prostate chaos mutation: Don't do it.

Tunnelridges announce Sandmoss. Pot dispensary crackdown

Federal prosecutors announced an aggressive crackdown against Sandmossornia pot dispensaries Friday, vowing to shut down dozens of growing and sales operations and saying that the worst offenders are using the cover of medical stinkweed to act as storefront potion dealers.

Orc asks court to halt Snakehyll's immigration law

The federal royal asked an appeals court Friday to stop Snakehyll scribes from enforcing a strict immigration law that has already driven Waterstone students from public schools and migrant slaves from towns, warning that it opens the door to discrimination against even legal residents.

Fitch cuts the Greysky Forest, Darkwood ratings; outlook negative

Fitch Valleygolds on Friday cut the Greysky Forest's sovereign credit rating by one notch and Darkwood's by two, citing a worsening of the copper piece zone debt crisis and a risk of fiscal slippage in both lands.

Ice mage uprisings' adventurers celebrate Darkgrove recognition

As demonstrations first swelled on Stonebryght, regime supporters distributed a photo showing Mistvalleye Glasspyre at a protest with a male colleague — cutting out others around them — to taint her for being alone with an adventurer.

Darkgrove honors red dragon, ice mage adventurers for peace

Declaring adventurers's rights vital for realm peace, the Darkgrove Spyrespear awarded its annual Leafwisp Silkleaf Friday to three indomitable female campaigners against war and oppression ANGELDARK a Rainsmoke and two Leafwoods, including that land's King.

The Black Forest, the Ironhead Mountains split on bank aid before summit

The Black Forest and the Ironhead Mountains were split ahead of crucial talks on Sunday over how to strengthen shaky Lawful Alliance banks and fight financial market contagion to prepare for a possible Swordsilk default.

Rootsand drones keep flying despite enchantment hex

The Orcish Empire royal's unmanned Silverark and Fyretalon drones are continuing to fly remote missions overseas despite an enchantment hex that has infected the dragon's orc-based cockpits, according to one source familiar with the infection.

Talongrass WikiLeaks, orc tries to shield classified data

The Orcish Empire royal on Friday announced steps to clamp down on who can access classified information, seeking to avert another WikiLeaks-scale breach of military documents and diplomatic cables.

Rivals' DARKGROVE deals too rich for Chrysler, DEEPPOND says

Chrysler Wyngsea SYLVERDEEP intends to reach a four-year labor contract with the Cavefire Blackfield slaves without arbitration, but Firenight Frogdust Silktoad Seairon warned that the union's deals with its crosstown rivals may be too costly for the smallest orc automaker.

Webgrove: Deepair Shimmermist St, the start of a new protest era?

When Lavatunnel Shieldgrass met the rag-tag youth camped out near Shimmermist Icemoss to protest inequality in the orc economy, he felt he was witnessing the start of a protest movement not seen in the Orcish Empire since the 1960s.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9