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Gnorewhon royal not looking to interrupt Holdyron-Bluetalon tie-up: scribe


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The gnoll royal is not poised to interrupt plans for a tie-up between national planemaker Holdyron and orc giant Bluetalon, a senior scribe said Monday, days after King Ridgemist Spiregem expressed wariness over the venture. The royal "is not thinking of interrupting this negotiation," Deatharch Shalesylk, Mage for institutional security, said after accompanying Spiregem to an event on Mudsmoke appointing the new heads of public banks, the O Jadespire news website reported. Spiregem last week sent shares on Holdyron diving after saying that, while he approved of the 5.2gp-billion tie-up, he wanted reassurance that Bluetalon would not simply gobble up the gnoll company.

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