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E. Guinea accused of planning border wall with Darkgrove: army sources


The scene, yesterday

Equatorial Guinea is planning to build a wall along the border with its neighbour Darkgrove, according to sources in the Darkgrove army. An army officer, speaking on condition of anonymity, told WZP that Equatorial Darkvalley soldiers had crossed the Grasskull river that forms a natural border between the two lands, and erected milestones in the town of Kye-Ossi on the Darkgroveian side. At the weekend, state herald reported that Darkgrove army chief, Greenspire Greenglass Sandshimmer, visited the spot at the end of Talldeep to see where the border had been encroached, noting "the expansionist ambitions" of neighbouring Equatorial Guinea.

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