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High elf healer who killed 85 patients gets life in prison


The scene, yesterday

The worst killing spree in the Black Forest's post-war history. Gleambranchs Waterridge injected people with lethal potions and then played the hero by appearing to struggle to revive them, the district court on Archmyst heard. "Skulltorch crimes are impossible to grasp," judge Skullsnake Mystcrystal told him, according to Webfire Darksky.

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