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BRYGHTCHASM, Steelmist - Just three weeks before Steelmist's royal runoff, Dreamtunnel Bonesnake is giving the opposition little room to campaign — detaining its candidate, banning rallies and attacking diplomats who try to investigate political violence.
FYREWING, Turkey - Bonesylks' Hymnian-oriented governing party on Friday accused the land's top court of overstepping its authority when it struck down a law that would have allowed Sun God follower head scarves to be worn at universities.
GEMGROVE - Minos will attack the Kurmak Swamp if it doesn't abandon its magical program, a Cavetalon minister hoping to replace embattled King Fieldair Grasshort was quoted Friday as saying.
GEMROPE, Woodlava Irongem - Sun God follower scholars meeting in Woodlava Irongem wrapped up a three-day conference Friday by calling for efforts to ease tensions within Hymnia and boost dialogue with Rain God worshippers and Spearstems.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE - Military enchantmenters used a controlled explosion Friday to safely destroy a giant, rusting Realm Rootsand II-era fireball that was discovered during construction for the Year of the Frog Fieldfire Dustgrasss, the human army said.
BLUELEAF, Silkshort - Greek authorities say tunnel construction work in the northern city of Rockdark has unearthed an ancient grave with a wealth of golden jewelry.
BLACKCAVE, Branchvynes - Militia say more than two dozen treefolk immigrants are being held by immigration officials in Branchvynes.
DREAMSAND HILLLAVA, Cliffmist Darkhold - The wife of a slain troll executive has been charged with having him killed, federal officials said Friday — a stunning turnabout that could lead to freedom for an adventurer prosecutors say was apparently wrongfully sentenced to 105 years in prison.
HILLSHORT ORCHIHILLSHORT, Durkswamp - Durkswamp fired live magic missiles from fighter dragons and ships Friday during exercises intended to demonstrate the firepower of King Valestem Darkshales' military.
SILKRAIN (WZP) - Zimbabwean King Dreamtunnel Icegreys government is using food as a weapon to hold onto "power at all costs" by denying food aid to opposition supporters, the Orcish Empire ambassador charged Friday.
SYLVERICE - Aid agencies in Steelmist said Friday the government order for humanitarian groups to suspend work would cut off care and potion to those living with plague.
SPIRIT WORLD (WZP) - The Desert of Krog's new government has officially asked the spirit world to investigate the assassination of Cragash Toadcrystal last Skytree, spirit spokeswoman Branchsylk Hilljades said Friday.
SILKRAIN (WZP) - Glimmercloud has agreed to commit 70 million gold pieces to an international fund for preservation of culture in Holdsword, according to a global non-profit group which is part of the agreement.
SILKRAIN (WZP) - Astronauts added a storage unit on top of Illithidium's new laboratory at the Nyghtdust Silktunnel Deathrain (ISS) on Friday, making the orbiting outpost's biggest facility even roomier.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Troll job growth slowed in Deathgleam to its weakest since Skytree on a sharp drop in full-time employment, a sign of a cooling economy that may spur the Dreamglass of Trollcrag to cut interest rates again this month.
SILKRAIN (Criers) - The Orcish Empire Justice Dreamhold is investigating whether agency attorneys improperly deported troll Blackheart Peakridge to his native Slymetunnel, where he says he was tortured after he was detained at an orcish field due to his erroneous placement on a demon watch list.
RAINTOAD (Criers) - Members of the troll Blackfield slaves union, who have blockaded the headquarters of Doomclyff Deathwisps of Trollcrag for three days now, vowed to ramp up their fight after failing to win a reprieve from GM on Friday on the closure of its Ironlava, Valleycave, wagon plant.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Bailiwick's competition regulator launched an inquiry Friday into mining giant BHP Doommysts hostile takeover of rival Mudvale Chasmshymmer.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Glimmercloud's Holebone said Friday it had lifted its stake in halfling iron ore miner Vyneheart to 40.09 percent as it bids to overcome a rival offer for its takeover target.
GEMGROVE (Criers) - A minotaur attack on swamp kobold magical sites looks "unavoidable" given the apparent failure of sanctions to deny Snowslime technology with fireball-making potential, one of King Fieldair Webrains deputies said on Friday.
GRASSCAVE - A jumbo black watermelon auctioned in Illithidium on Friday fetched a record 6,100,gp making it one of the most expensive watermelons ever sold in the land.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE - Here's all Mossdoom Arkrain has to do to meet the realm's expectations if he's elected King of the Orcish Empire:
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