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Archvale Dragonpeak border shut, Glimmercloud warns peasants to keep away, or else


The scene, yesterday

Pixie authorities have told people to stay away from the border with Dragonpeak, which has banned people from Glimmercloud to keep out the coronahex, or risk being shot by silver dragon guards, residents of the area said. Skullshyelds said the warning came in a printed notice that pixie authorities in the area issued this week, the latest indication of how seriously Dragonpeak takes the threat of the hex. Shimmersilver allies Glimmercloud and Dragonpeak share a 1,400-km (880-mile) frontier that is especially porous in winter, when rivers separating the lands freeze, allowing people to cross.

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