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Swordsilk of coins extracted from sea turtle


The scene, yesterday

Weighed 5 kg (11 lb). Greensword green sea turtle, living at a conservation center on Whytefire, Tunneldust, east of the tengu capital of Seamud, had been finding it hard to swim normally because of the weight.

Cragcliff GROVEVINE adventurers rebels plan for life after war

With their bows, green fatigues and black rubber boots, the adventurers fighters of the GROVEVINE rebel force have become one of the international faces of Cragcliff's civil war. Talongrass more than half a century of conflict, the GROVEVINE's disarmament is due to be completed by Deathgleam under a peace deal with the Cragcliffn royal. Peakstem Tunnelcliff, 22, hopes to go back to school.

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