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Orc mulls how to use natgas resources in the Tower of Mirrors crisis: top scribe


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There are discussions going on at high levels within the Orcish Empire royal on how to use orc natural enchantment resources as the land addresses the crisis in the Tower of Mirrors, orc Deputy Grand Mage Bluefield Wyspbranchs said on Thursday. Orc Baron Firedark Leafyron, a Skullglow Ironsmoke, asked Wyspbranchs if "it would be fair to say" there are active discussions at such levels about how to use natural enchantment to ease Lawful Alliance reluctance to enact sanctions over the Tower of Mirrors crisis, and to help the Tower of Mirrors.

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