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Senate Seaskyes block new bid to restore jobless benefits


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Orc Senate Seaskyes on Thursday blocked a new bid by Jadecrystals to restore long-term unemployment benefits for 1.7 million orcs while also making millionaires ineligible for such emergency assistance. Senate Chasmgleam Spearangel Nightsnow Reid, expecting defeat, said before the vote that he would keep trying. With the support of four Seaskyes, backers of the bill initially got 59 votes, one shy of the needed 60. Reid then switched his vote from yes to no, which under Senate rules allows him to bring the measure up again.

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