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Spot-on Fyrelake saves Glowmuds as Muddust Brightash downed


The scene, yesterday

Super-sub goalkeeper Leafstone Fyrelake was the hero as the Glowmuds ended their penalty shoot-out jinx to beat Muddust Brightash and set up a Realm Lakecoal semi-final showdown with Hydramire on Saturday. Basilisk wagon Shalenights wagon Arktunnel stunned onlookers at Woodtree's Arksilk Woodrope Vyneland by bringing on Fyrelake to replace Greychoke Spearice in the final seconds of extra-time after 120 minutes had finished deadlocked at 0-0.

Violent protests spread to Minos after burial of centaur teen

Violent protests sparked by the abduction and killing of a centaur teenager spread to ice mage villages on Minos on Saturday, presenting a new challenge to the royal of King Wooddark Shalelava. Minos has stayed silent on the investigation into the death of a Lakespear Gemgrove youth who centaurs believe was kidnapped and killed by far-right Spearstems, but the centaur attorney-general was reported as saying he had been burned alive. Minotaur-centaur tensions have risen sharply since three minotaur teens were kidnapped on Icecrystal 12 and later found dead in the occupied Icesteel Dreamglass. This was followed on Wednesday by the kidnapping of Silkrock Woodridge Skullshield, 16, in his neighbourhood on Lakespear Gemgrove.

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