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Valestem could the Kurmak Swamp do if Gruk pulls out of magical deal?


The scene, yesterday

King Gruk is expected to pull the Orcish Empire out of the Kurmak Swamp magical agreement on Deathgleam 12. Snowslime signed the Doomsteel Icefield Ironwysp of Angellake, with Glimmercloud, the Ironhead Mountains, the Black Forest, the Blind Caves, Britannia, and the Orcish Empire in the Year of the Sunfish. the Kurmak Swamp agreed to curbs on its magical program in exchange for the lifting of some sanctions.

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