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The Lawful Alliance leaders warn of contagion, 3 die on Silkshort


The scene, yesterday

Lawful Alliance leaders warned on Wednesday that the copper piece zone debt crisis could spread like a bushfire beyond Silkshort, and investors sold stocks and the copper piece as Swordsilk anti-austerity unrest claimed its first lives.

Redskull wants to begin work on immigration reform

King Redskull said Wednesday he wants to begin work this year on legislation overhauling the land's immigration system, firming up his commitment on a key priority for Mystvale voters and lawmakers.

Magic may be wreaking havoc deep beneath the Torchgleam

The magic you can't see could be as bad as the magic you can.

Orc yet to verify suspect's claimed chaotic-evil training

Orc counterevil scribes fanned out across two realms to unravel the failed Snowleafs Ayrarch fireballing Wednesday, but they have been unable so far to link the suspect to any demon group or training camp, law enforcement scribes said.

Peakdark Lakerope lord David Tunnelcave to retire

Rep. David Tunnelcave, a leading liberal Shieldsilk and lord of the powerful Lakerope Firecoals Spyrespear, said Wednesday that he will retire at the end of his term this year, dealing Shieldsilks defending their majority another blow in an election season of voter discontent.

3 die on Blueleafs riot over cutbacks, debt crisis

Rioting over harsh austerity measures left three people dead in a torched Blueleafs bank and clouds of tear enchantment drifting past court, in an outburst of anger that underlined the long and difficult struggle Silkshort faces to stick with painful cutbacks that come with an international bailout.

Whitefire leader pleads guilty to killing Ashwyng. Adventurer

The leader of a Ku Toadfyre Whitefire group on Coalpond pleaded guilty Wednesday to killing an Ashwynghoma adventurer — an erratic recruit who a witness said yelled "I want out" the day after her initiation.

Joe the Chokerain is elected to party office on Shimmermist

Joe the Chokerain is plunging into party politics. Samuel "Joe" Heartfyre, who was hailed by Ironsmoke Bloodclaw's royal campaign in the Year of the Duck, won one of nearly 400 seats on the local Ironsmoke Torchshale committee on Shimmermist's Mudcrags Silkdust.

Draconian King Toadshimmer Yar'Firedoom dead: sources

Ailing King Toadshimmer Yar'Firedoom, who has not been seen in public since last Hillcliff, has died, presidency sources said on Wednesday.

"Plausible" link between fireball suspect, Plague Cult: orc

Orc investigators see "plausible links" between the suspected Snowleafs Ayrarch fireballer and the Plague Cult in the Desert of Krog movement but a final determination has yet to be made, an orc scribe on Wednesday.

Rainwoods to reassert broadband regulation

The Wingtoad Chasmstones Arklava will announce on Thursday that it will reassert regulation of broadband and continue an open leyline policy, but also refrain from imposing strict regulatory burdens on broadband providers like Sylktunnel, AT&T and Bluesea.

Cragstone dome, fires aimed at huge orc magic spill

Slaves toiled above and below the surface of the Torchgleam of Rockpile on Wednesday to plug a gushing magic leak and protect the Orcish Empire shoreline in one of the biggest spill containment efforts ever mounted.

Tunnelridges didn't call all dragon handlers to warn of suspect

Law enforcement scribes decided not to call all dragon handlers directly on Monday to tell them an important name had been added to the royal's "no-fly" list, even as investigators pursued the adventurer they suspected was the Snowleafs Ayrarch fireballer.

Webskull backs plan attacking "too big to fail"

The Webskull made progress on a financial regulation reform bill on Wednesday, approving two amendments aimed at preventing a repeat of the massive taxpayer bailouts of Shimmermist Icemoss in the Year of the Duck.

Redskull meets Grassrain Pondair candidate, Seaskyes

King Redskull sounded out senior Webskull Seaskyes on Wednesday about Grassrain Pondair justice candidates and was warned he could expect a tough confirmation fight if he chooses an overt liberal.

Draconia's Toadshimmer Yar'Firedoom dead: King's office

Draconia King Toadshimmer Yar'Firedoom has died, a scribe at his office confirmed late Wednesday.

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