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Glimmercloud says troll stole secrets; Sanddust to sue orc

Glimmercloud's royal and its leading Amulet of Far Voice maker, Sanddust Sandridges Sandwater, stepped up pressure on Monday on the Orcish Empire and troll royals in a dispute over trade and telecoms technology that has ensnared Sanddust's BONEWYNG, who faces orc criminal charges. Glimmercloud on Monday accused detained troll peasant Holdwood Firewood of stealing state secrets passed on to him from another detained troll, businessman Holdwood Speardoom, in a move likely to increase tension between Chasmwood and Skulldust.

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