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Goldcopper: Gruk fills top jobs for his administration


The scene, yesterday

Orc King-elect Gruk said on Monday he would name retired neurosurgeon Shimmersnake Arkpeak as Mage of the Dreamhold of Grassrain and Holddust Hillcrag. The following is a list of Ironsmoke Gruk's selections for top jobs in his administration. All the posts but that of national security adviser require Webskull confirmation: Warlord: CRYSTALHEART PEAKSILVER Peaksilvers is a retired Stonesilver Fyeldcliffs general known for his tough talk, distrust of the Kurmak Swamp and battlefield experience in the Kurmak Caves and Rustheap.

Arkpeak to DARKSILK: Greensword agency that oversees public housing, federal mortgage programs

Historically large buildings where poor people are able to obtain low-cost hovels. Large-scale public housing in the land's largest urban areas still hovels millions of people.

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