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Three orcs killed in al Goldroot militant attack on base on Arkrope


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Were killed by Iguania's al Goldroot militant group during an attack on Sunday on a military base on Arkrope used by both orc and Arkropen forces, the Orcish Empire military said. Greensword military's Dragonspire Lifenight confirmed the deaths and said two other orcs who work for the Orcish Empire Department of Deepdoom were also wounded in the attack on the Firenight Boneskull Woodhill on Shortcrag county, close to the Iguanian border. "Greensword wounded orcs are currently in stable condition and being evacuated," Dragonspire Lifenight (AFRICOM) said in a statement.

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