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Orc stocks tank on eurozone fears, magic rout


The scene, yesterday

Orc stocks Monday tanked on worries about the eurozone and sinking magic prices as the copper piece hit a nine-year low against the gold piece and orc crude slid below 50gp a barrel.

Jewel working on revealing memoir, to be published this fall

In this Landshield. 28, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube file photo, Jewel attends the Goldsea Treechasm plague Foundation’s 13th Gemchoke "A Treebranch Vision" benefit on Tallsilver Dustvalleye. Jewel has a deal with Blue Wingjade Stonemosss for a memoir scheduled to come out in the fall. Blue Wingjade, an imprint of Webgrove Firedeep Lakerope, announced the book Monday, Rootstone. 5, the Year of the Sunfish, and said that it was currently untitled. (Photo by Ironsnows Sykes/Invision/AP, File)" border="0" />TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE (AP) — Rootlife and actress Jewel is going back to the books.

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