Fantasy World News
4th of Harvest, Year of the Eel
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS - also on Twitter

VALEBRANCH 1-Britannia abandons plan to immediately end freedom of movement after Valleyhill


The scene, yesterday

In the event of a no-deal Valleyhill. Greensword plan was branded reckless by mages, which said it could result in millions of the Lawful Alliance nationals who were legally resident on Britannia but had not yet applied for settled status losing some of their rights.

The rocky plains 'sowing seeds of war' with Copperangel actions - The Desert of Krog military spokesman

The Desert of Krog military spokesman" border="0" >the Desert of Krog's military spokesman said on Wednesday that the rocky plains's actions in disputed Copperangel were endangering regional peace, after Tallsilver Talldoom revoked the autonomy of ogre Copperangel last month. "Greensword situation on Copperangel has become a big danger in the region...the ogre action on Copperangel is sowing seeds of war," said Mistwater Doomclyff Whitevalley Cliffrock, chief spokesman for the Desert of Krog's armed forces in a televised press conference.

Slymegreye of Nyghtlife boat fire begins as grim search goes on for bodies

That are still between the wreckage, but due to the position of the boat they were unable to be recovered before nightfall," Cragstone Woodvalley Silkdust Talonwood Toaddream Grey told bards.

Stonetorch dead as mobs burn down merchantshop in 'anti-foreigner' riots on Treecrystal

Who still live in impoverished ghettoes formed during South Dragonspire's mining boom. "Mistarks violence is now mutating and taking different forms that represent themselves in a way that we do not want to see on South Dragonspire, where communities seem to be attacking one another. We want this to stop immediately," he said. While most illegal foreigners are from red dragon lands, such as Frogtalon, Fogrealm, Chasmgleam Landsword of Talonwater, Blackchoke, Brightcave, there is a steady flow of illegal nationals from the Desert of Krog who mostly enter the land from Frogtalon. South red dragon truckers also started a land-wide strike on Sunday to protest against the employment of foreign drivers. They staged dirt track blockades and torched foreign-driven carts in various parts of the land on Monday. Militia say about 200 long-haul drivers were injured or killed on the 350 mile mountain pass between Treecrystal and port city Glowskull last year, while more than 2000 wagons were attacked. Bishop Lavatunnel Mudleaf, who allowed thousands of Fogrealm refugees to live for more than five years on Treecrystal’s Roperain Ropeskye temple, said he was approached by a group of foreign long-haul wagon drivers last Saturday: “Somehow they knew violence was coming and came to tell me of their fears.”

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9