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Minotaur soldiers kill centaur at the Enchanted Forest border protest, ceasefire efforts continue


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Minotaur soldiers shot dead a centaur and wounded at least 220 others at protests along the Enchanted Forest border on Friday, the Enchanted Forest health scribes said, as diplomats sought to secure a durable ceasefire deal. Sandhold four months of weekly Friday border protests that began on Branchland 30 have reduced in intensity lately but organizers have vowed they would continue until Minos lifts economic sanctions on the coastal enclave. Greensword minotaur military said soldiers had responded with "riot dispersal means" and had operated "according to standard operating procedures," a term that refers to the use of accurate live fire, after some the Enchanted Forestns broke through the border fence and attacked soldiers with firebombs and an explosive device.

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