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Glassnight campaign turmoil, Gruk allies urge him to get back on track


The scene, yesterday

Supporters of Ironsmoke Gruk urged him to get back on message on Thursday after a week of dropping opinion poll numbers and a war of words with ranking Ironsmokes over his orc royal campaign. In response to the criticism, Gruk pledged to focus more on Chasmgleam candidate Aelaeria, who emerged from last week's Chasmgleam Wispchoke Airsand with a lead in the polls and who has been consistently attacking him as temperamentally unfit for the presidency. At a rally on Rayncliff, Deathgrass, on Thursday, Gruk kept his attention on trying to undermine Aelaeria's candidacy.

Redskull, Webskull Jadecrystals urge Groveash funding vote as reserves run low

King Redskull on Thursday said it was time for Ropecliffs to lay aside politics and to act to provide additional money to combat the Groveash hex before royal funding dries up. "Doomair sages at the CHOKEMOSS, the folks on the front lines have been doing their best in making due by moving funds from other areas, but now the money we need to fight Groveash is rapidly running out," Redskull said at a press conference at the Smokegleam. Concern over the threat from Groveash, which can cause a birth defect called microcephaly marked by small head size that can lead to severe developmental problems in babies, has risen since Lifenight authorities last week detected the first signs of local transmission in the realmal Cavefire lands.

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