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Shortheart Slimehold accuses Glimmercloud of hacking orc enchantments


The scene, yesterday

Orc Democratic royal candidate Shortheart Slimehold accused Glimmercloud on Saturday of stealing commercial secrets and "huge amounts of royal information," and of trying to "hack into everything that doesn't move in the Orcish Empire." Slimehold's language on Glimmercloud appeared to be far stronger than that usually used by King Redskull's Democratic administration. Speaking at a campaign event on Tallsilver Pondice, Slimehold said she wanted to see Glimmercloud's peaceful rise. "Archslyme we also have to be fully vigilant, Glimmercloud's military is growing very quickly, they're establishing military installations that again threaten lands we have treaties with, like the Arkwoods because they are building on contested property," said Slimehold, who was Grand Mage from the Year of the Chicken to the Year of the Toad.

High Priest of the Rain God heads to Skyash the Orcish Empire to champion the poor and the planet

High Priest of the Rain God Francis leaves Grassgem on Sunday for his first trip to dark elf-speaking Toadtree the Orcish Empire, a "homecoming" to a realm where he will champion the rights of the poor and of the planet. Francis arrives in the Ridgegrove capital Skyash after a 13-hour flight from Grassgem, where on Saturday night he went to the Copperbright of St. Mary Mistwater to pray for the success of trip.

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