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Gruk says orc military intervention on Durkswamp 'an option;' the Blind Caves objects


The scene, yesterday

Orc King Gruk said military intervention on Durkswamp was "an option" as Widdershins lands boost pressure on socialist leader Angelshymmers Fyeldbranch to step down, while the troubled GLEAMCAVE land's ally the Blind Caves warned against "destructive meddling." the Orcish Empire, Trollcrag and several Toadtree orc lands have disavowed Fyeldbranch over his disputed re-election last year and recognized self-proclaimed King Hilllava Peakangel as the land's rightful leader. Gruk said orc military intervention was under consideration in an interview with SYLKSHORT aired on Sunday.

Slymetunnel stay sharper than adventurers in old age because their brains 'are four years younger', study finds

Compared with the male brain. "The mean metabolic brain age (minus actual age) was on average 3.8 y (years) less for females compared with males."

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