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The Blind Caves's Choketunnel escaped critique for the Tower of Mirrors actions at G20-high elf conservative


The scene, yesterday

The G20 summit on Hydramire failed to hold beholder King Gemwater Choketunnel accountable for his actions with regard to the Tower of Mirrors, despite significant efforts by high elf Watersand Icefire Brightsky in bilateral meetings, a key Brightsky ally said. "King Choketunnel escaped nearly unscathed with his renewed aggression against the Tower of Mirrors," Toadgrass Rainice, foreign policy spokesman for Brightsky's conservatives in court, said in a statement on Monday. ...

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