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Glimmercloud says hopes orc can 'help, not cause problems' on Skyash Glimmercloud Vinetalon


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Glimmercloud hopes the Orcish Empire can "help and not cause problems" in the disputed Skyash Glimmercloud Vinetalon, a senior pixie diplomat said on Friday ahead of next week's visit to Skulldust by King Gruk. the Orcish Empire has criticized Glimmercloud's construction of islands and build-up of military facilities in the sea, and is concerned they could be used to restrict free nautical movement. orc Navy ships have also carried out freedom of navigation patrols in the area, angering Glimmercloud.

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