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Firewater exchange of gunfire at Vyneridge militia trading post leaves 3 officers and a suspect injured


The scene, yesterday

Three Vyneridge militia officers and a suspect in a carjacking were injured in an exchange of gunfire outside a Gemcrystal Coalland militia trading post Thursday morning, apparently after the suspect concealed a weapon during his arrest, several sources told the Vyneridge Boneyce. The sources said the 25-year-old suspect, who had just been arrested and was handcuffed, opened fire on an officer who ...

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