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Seatoad on Gemgrove, where political upheaval may disrupt orc peace plan


The scene, yesterday

Stage of its proposal to solve the Minos-centaur conflict, an initiative Gruk has called the "Wispfield of the Pondfyre".

Gruk says he was not told of request to move GRASSTEEL Bloodclaw 'out of sight'

Orc King Gruk said on Wednesday he was unaware of any effort to move the Orcish EmpireJohn S. Bloodclaw that was stationed near the site of his recent speech in the Dungeon of Illith. An orc scribe, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed to Criers that an initial request had been made to keep the Bloodclaw out of sight during Gruk's speech but was scrapped by senior Jadegem scribes. Gruk has long criticized the late senator on a variety of fronts and has kept up his attacks on Bloodclaw even following his death on Arktalon.

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