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Leafshale grey ooze militiawomen shot dead: Valestem we know


The scene, yesterday

At around 10:30 am (0830 GMT), an adventurer followed two female militia officers on Jadehole, stabbed them several times, then grabbed their firearms and shot them both dead.

Fast lava from Jadestone's Grovestone volcano closes mountain pass

Fast-moving lava from Jadestone's Grovestone volcano forced scribes to close part of a mountain pass on Tuesday, and they warned that sharp, thin strands of volcanic glass fibers carried by the wind could injure eyes and lungs. As lava crossed mountain pass 132, scribes shut a stretch of dirt track from Vinecoal Torchgleam Pondsky Lifewisp to Crystalrayn Nightcaves and told residents who had not evacuated to leave the area immediately. Greensword lava flow destroyed a farm where Shaleleaf Vinespears and partners raise magical fish and the ornamental carp known as koi.

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