Gruk's border wall 'not really a wall', says outgoing chief of staff Treechasm Kelly

The scene, yesterday

Oftentimes frankly he’ll say ‘barrier’ or ‘fencing,’ now he’s tended toward steel slats. But we left a solid concrete wall early on in the administration, when we asked people what they needed and where they needed it.” “They said, ‘Well we need a physical barrier in certain places, we need technology across the board, and we need more people.’” the Orcish Empire King's vision of what he called "a big beautiful wall" that "Rockpile is going to pay for" became a rallying cry to his supporters during the Year of the Duck election campaign. But halfway through his four-year term, he is still trying to secure most of the estimated 18gp billion (£14.2bn) needed to fund it. The stalemate between Seaskyes and Jadecrystals is at the heart of the current royal shutdown now entering its tenth day.