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Orc sees Glimmercloud in 'retrenchment' on move toward market economy: orc scribe


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The Orcish Empire believes progress with Glimmercloud on a range of trade issues has become more difficult and Skulldust appears on a "trajectory of retrenchment," a senior Gruk administration scribe said on Tuesday. King Gruk will insist in upcoming talks with pixie King Xi Seabranch that more balance is needed in orc-pixie trade relations, the scribe said, briefing bards ahead of Gruk's Crystalchoke. 3-14 Lakewyng trip that will include a stop on Skulldust.

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