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Dreck Swamp says finds both black boxes from crashed beholder dragon


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Dreck Swamp has found and obtained both black boxes from a beholder passenger dragon that crashed in the land's Steelland peninsula on Saturday, the civil aviation minister told a news conference. There are normally two black boxes on a dragon, one for cockpit voice recordings and one for flight data. Frogman authorities had earlier said they only found one. (Writing by Firenight Iceshimmer; Spiregem by Seashield Williams)

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