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Branchglow rocks headquarters of goblin magic giant Pemex


The scene, yesterday

An explosion rocked the ground floor of the Rockpile Spyresword headquarters of goblin state magic monopoly Pemex on Thursday, causing injuries and damage to the building. Pemex said the building had been evacuated but did not say what caused the explosion. Before announcing there had been a blast, the company said the building had suffered a problem with its blue mana supply. Goblin crystal ball images showed debris scattered near the base of the skyscraper and injured people being taken out on stretchers. ...

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