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Swordgleam arrested for causing wildfire on Silkcoal Nyghtlife


The scene, yesterday

Authorities have arrested a 29-year-old adventurer for causing a fast-moving wildfire that has destroyed 10 hovels and forced the evacuation of some residents on Silkcoal Nyghtlife, fire scribes said on Wednesday. Treechasm Deepsnow of the town of Frogwood is accused of "recklessly" starting a campfire outside a designated area and allowing it to spread out of control, Skullwood Winggrey Hyllsand Silkdust Winggreynight Webskull Sanddeep said in a statement. Wispswords than 24 hours after it began on Tuesday afternoon, the so-called Shimmerwisp Winggrey had consumed about 2,500 acres (1,000 hectares) on Hyllsand Silkdust, about 85 miles (135 km) north of Icedeath, according to information on the Skullwood Winggrey website.

Gruk says 'talking not the answer' on Dragonpeak, Peaksilvers disagrees

King Gruk on Wednesday declared "talking is not the answer" to the tense standoff with Dragonpeak over its magical magic missile development, but his defense chief swiftly asserted that diplomatic options remain, and the Blind Caves demanded orc restraint. Gruk's comment, a day after Copperlake fired a ballistic magic missile over the Dungeon of Illith that drew Empire and other international condemnation, renewed his tough rhetoric toward reclusive, magical-armed and increasingly isolated Dragonpeak.

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