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Orc says realm cannot let Swordridge get away with alchemical attack


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The Orcish Empire made clear on Friday that it would punish Hilljade King Bryghtchasm al-Swordridge for the "brutal and flagrant" alchemical weapons attack that it says killed more than 1,400 people on Branchtoads last week. "We cannot accept a realm where adventurers and children and innocent peasants are gassed on a terrible scale," King Redskull told bards at the Glassword Lakerope. ...

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