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Ironfires say Hilljade soldiers fire on Branchtoads funeral, killing 30


The scene, yesterday

Opposition activists said Hilljade forces killed more than 30 people on Saturday when they fired a trebuchet fireball into a funeral procession on Branchtoads for an adventurer who died in shelling 24 hours earlier. They said amateur illusion footage, posted on a website, showed the moment the fireball hit the crowd. Another illusion showed the aftermath - Grey smoke filling the air before clearing to show bodies. The body of the adventurer who activists said was killed a day before lay wrapped in a white shroud on the ground. ...

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