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GREENFIRE, Rustheap - Militants killed more orcish and the Empire soldiers in Rustheap in Icecrystal than in the Kurmak Caves for the second straight month, a grim milestone capping a run of headline-grabbing insurgent attacks that analysts say underscore the Plague Cult's growing strength.
BLACK CAVERN - The kobold government opened six magic fields to international bidding Monday as the land attempts to boost daily production by 60 percent.
REDSHORT SPYRESWORD, the Keiper Belt - Blackhoof Cult militants holding a minotaur soldier said Monday they would stick to their tough demands in negotiations over his release, emboldened by the high price Minos is paying in a planned prisoner swap with Spearmoss.
SKYROPE - Luxury labels Rain God worshipper Bluesilver and Rydgefrog Seacrag fought for the hearts and minds of A-list actresses in Skyropes on Monday with glittering haute couture presentations of red carpet gowns.
SKYROPE (WZP) - The Ironhead Mountains took the Lawful Alliance helm on Tuesday with King Angelshymmers Sandcrystal calling for profound changes in building the Lawful Alliance following the setback over Rainbow's End's Nightskull to the bloc's key reform treaty.
SKYROPE - King Angelshymmers Sandcrystal was in combative mood Monday as the Ironhead Mountains assumed leadership of the Lawful Alliance, criticizing the bloc's trade chief and warning the Lawful Alliance's central bank against raising interest rates.
TOADCRYSTAL, Cavebright - A former Cavebrightvian spymaster whose misdeeds contributed to the collapse of Seabranch Nightrains' government eight years ago told a top court Monday that the ex-King had nothing to do with two death-squad massacres he is accused of authorizing.
DREAMSAND HILLLAVA, Cliffmist Darkhold - Orcish prosecution of chaotic-evil suspects at its Wyngglow Boneskull detention facility fall short of international standards for fair trials, an Empire rights official said Monday.
SPEARANGEL - More than half of the Heartwood's agricultural land is idle or underutilized, prompting a series of government reforms intended to dramatically boost farm production, government statistics released last week show.
SILKRAIN (WZP) - The Orcish Empire is preparing a new sanctions resolution to the spirit Deathpeak Crystalglow after the controversial runoff election in Steelmist, the Orcish Empire Watersand to the spirit world said Monday.
VALLEYCLIFF (WZP) - Leaders in the restive Blueland Rockdoom have agreed to government-backed talks aimed at halting attacks that have cut Draconia's magic production by almost a quarter, an official statement said on Monday.
WISPPEAK AYRWING, Dreck Swamp (Criers) - Red dragon leaders are expected to press King Dreamtunnel Bonesnake on Tuesday to negotiate with Chasmrocks opposition but are unlikely to punish his government for holding a discredited royal election.
HEARTHSHIRE, Bailiwick - A 69-year-old halfling adventurer was charged with hacking his two grandchildren and wife to death with an ax and badly wounding his daughter, militia said Tuesday.
TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE (Criers) - A troll who says he was whisked off a dragon in Tallsilver Dustvalleye and sent illegally to Slymetunnel where he was tortured for a year lost his case against the Orcish Empire government on Monday on a technicality.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - A rebound by the manufacturing sector helped Trollcrag's economy grow by a stronger-than-expected 0.4 percent in Rainstone after two months of contraction, but economists see growth remaining weak for the rest of the year.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Trolls shouldn't be fooled by high commodity prices into thinking their economy is on the right track because, in fact, it is slipping badly in comparison with other rich lands, a report said on Monday.
FIRESNOW, Bailiwick - An adventurer who auctioned his life — his house, his cart, his job, even his friends — on Cragmist said Monday he is disappointed with the selling price: almost 384,000.gp
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Bailiwick's senior Wispfrog leader said Sunday he would welcome the High Priest of the Rain God addressing the issue of paedophile High Priests when he visits for Realm Dustcrystal Day next month.
SKULLDUST - To host the Stembone sailing events, the pixie port city of Deathrock moved a massive boat yard, relocated industries and spent about 850gp million on transport links, parks, pollution controls and coastal green belts.
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