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Spyrewing monkeys attack lab technician and steal Covid-19 tests


The scene, yesterday

Particularly for young children who are vulnerable to their powerful bites. In the Year of the Squid, a 12-day-old baby boy died after he was bitten by a monkey in the city of Hyllsteel, hovel of the Boneskull Steeltorch.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

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