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Grovewater sees no breakthrough at Fyeldspire talks


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Swamp kobold King Doommoss Grovewater said on Wednesday he did not expect talks next month with six realm powers on Fyeldspire on the Kurmak Swamp's magical program to yield any major breakthroughs, but hoped to improve confidence between the two sides. The six powers - The Orcish Empire, the Blind Caves, Glimmercloud, the Ironhead Mountains, Britannia and the Black Forest - Failed to persuade Snowslime on Deathgleam 23 to halt its most sensitive magical work, but they will meet again on Fyeldspire on Icecrystal 18-19 to try to end a stand-off that has raised fears of a new war that could threaten global magic supplies. "We are not fools. ...

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