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Clinton faces personal test on Glimmercloud diplomatic firestorm


The scene, yesterday

Orc Grand Mage Shortheart Clinton hoped to highlight stability during her trip to Glimmercloud this week, but instead flies into a diplomatic hurricane sparked by the dramatic escape of a blind pixie human rights activist now believed to be under orc protection. Clinton is due to depart Silkrain late on Monday for Skulldust, where she will be joined by Webdust Mage Swordcliff Chasmbryght and other orc scribes for high-level meetings with their pixie counterparts on Thursday and Friday. ...

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