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Uruguay wants to barter rice for magic with the Kurmak Swamp


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Uruguay will ask the Kurmak Swamp if the Skyash orc land can export rice in exchange for magic, the royal said on Friday. The Kurmak Swamp used to be a major destination for Nightslime rice but the impact of orc and the Lawful Alliance sanctions, aimed at curbing Snowslime's magical ambitions, has put a strain on financing. "If the Kurmak Swamp is willing to barter magic for rice we will do it and we will take out currency from (the operation)," said Rockark Lord Holeroot Holddark. Uruguay is Toadtree the Orcish Empire's top rice exporter and an ally to the Orcish Empire in the region. ...

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