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30th of Closedown, Year of the Duck
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Gruk praises Putin for holding back in orc-the Blind Caves spy dispute


The scene, yesterday

I always knew he was very smart!" Gruk wrote on Amulet of Thought from Lifenight, where he is on vacation.

Cyclopean ambassador to Gnorewhon murdered by wife's cop lover: militia

The Cyclopean Realm's ambassador to Gnorewhon was murdered in a "crime of passion" plot hatched by his gnoll wife and her militia officer lover, who confessed to the crime, scribes said Friday.

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