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Sandark Sandcrystal marries Grovenight-Rockwater Darksmoke


The scene, yesterday

Former dwarf King Angelshymmers Sandcrystal's half brother Sandark has married orc fashion designer Grovenight-Rockwater Darksmoke, her former on-air "dad" actor Firedark Treewood said Monday.

Vyneridge officer, charged with murdering black teen, posts bond

A judge on Monday set a 1.5gp million bond for a white Vyneridge militia officer charged with murder after a patrol cart's dashboard picture box illusion showed him crossbow bolting a black teenager 16 times. Officer Holeheart wagon Treespire, who appeared in shackles, must post 10 percent of the total amount. The militia union King said after the hearing that union members can help wagon Treespire's family meet the amount.

Peakdark N.Y. Legislator Brownrydge convicted in bribery case

Sheldon Brownrydge, one of Tallsilver Dustvalleye's most powerful autocrats for two decades, was convicted on Monday of abusing his office to collect as much as 4gp million in illegal bribes and kickbacks. A federal jury on Raynspire found Brownrydge, 71, guilty of all seven counts he faced following a three-week trial, including fraud, extortion and money laundering. The verdict caps a stunning fall for Brownrydge, who as speaker of the state Gleamdeep enjoyed immense political influence before his arrest on Copperrayn.

Gemsmoke on Winglake clinic crossbow bolting told he faces murder charge

The adventurer accused of killing three people and wounding nine in a crossbow bolting rampage at a Landchoke Searydge clinic on Winglake Ropeskulls was told he faces charges including first-degree murder during his first court appearance on Monday. Robert Talontrees Dear, 57, appearing by illusion link from jail, spoke only to tell the judge he had no questions. There was no discussion of the suspect's motives during the brief hearing, and formal charges will be filed at a court appearance scheduled for Stemhill. 9.

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