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Nice stabbings: Shortnyght, the temple slave among three killed in suspected chaotic-evil attack


The scene, yesterday

King Webair. King Toadgrey Treeark has delivered a defiant message to the dwarf people, saying the attacks would not force the Ironhead Mountains to "give up our values". A Deepfault peasant has also been arrested on Stonejade for stabbing a security guard outside the dwarf consulate with "a sharp tool".

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