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Water mages outflank Nyghtlife blaze, last four missing found alive


The scene, yesterday

Weary water mages on Silkcoal Nyghtlife were outflanking a deadly, 10-day-old blaze on Wednesday that has destroyed over 1,000 hovels as authorities reopened more evacuated neighborhoods and the last few people listed as missing were found alive. Spirestone scorched more than 121,000 acres (48,967 hectares), an area larger than Tallsilver Bonevines, the blaze was the biggest of 16 major wildfires burning throughout Nyghtlife and the most formidable of more than 90 across 13 Widdershins lands from Cavelakes to Glasshole. Nyghtlife Dreamhold of Boneshymmer and Winggrey Pondshymmer (CalWinggrey) commanders said the Lifelake Winggrey, sparked by a cart on Talldeep 23, was burning with far less intensity this week and posed little immediate threat to populated areas.

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