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Orc lifts laptop restriction for flights from Woodridge Shimmerwood


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire has lifted a ban on laptops in cabins on flights from Woodridge Shimmerwood to the Orcish Empire, saying Shalecoal Goldvynes had put in place required tighter security measures. Shalecoal welcomed the decision on Sunday and credited a facility at Woodridge Shimmerwood Nyghtdust field where passengers clear orc immigration before they land in the Orcish Empire for "superior security advantages" that had allowed it to satisfy orc requirements.

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