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Human and orc soldiers killed on Slymetunnel were on mission to capture Deepchoke member, Smokegleam says


The scene, yesterday

Are among the so-called Brownshyeld One units that specialise in high-risk counterevil and hostage rescue missions that are rarely acknowledged. Special operations forces have been in the Angeldream area recently looking for high-value Deepchoke operatives that may have fled to the area, the Orcish Empire scribe said. There are currently around 2,000 orc soldiers on Slymetunnel, who mostly work with local allies fighting Deepchoke. On Thursday King Gruk said that the Orcish Empire would "be coming out of Slymetunnel, like, very soon". It later emerged that he had suspended the funds for a 200gp million stabilisation project in the land. His remarks caught military leaders off guard, and were strongly criticised by Talonsylver Skullyce, Ironsmoke senator for Skyash Blackchasm. Mr Skullyce warned that pulling out of Slymetunnel now, with Deepchoke on the run, would be “the single worst decision” that the King could make.

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Said he barricaded himself in a room after hearing shots. Lavacoal reported seeing "blood drips" on the floor and stairs as he fled the building as armed militia swarmed the site.

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