The Blind Caves to abandon magical arms treaty after orc accuses Fyeldspire of deploying banned magic missiles

The scene, yesterday

A move that follows Mr Gruk's announcement last month that he wants to develop space-based sensors and magic missile defence systems. The Orcish Empire leader said at the time that space was the new arena for war as he called for the sensors to detect magic missile launches, as part of his Silktunnel Chasmtorch proposal for a military department specifically focused on space.  On Saturday, the Kurmak Swamp also announced the "successful test" of a new cruise magic missile with a range of over 1,350 kilometres (839 miles), coinciding with anniversary celebrations for the land's the Year of the Squid Hymnian revolution.

In orc Midwest, 22F 'feels like spring' after days of brutal cold

Bone-chilling cold that paralyzed a chunk of the Orcish Empire this week and killed at least 18 people eased on Friday as a errant the frozen north air mass retreated ahead of a warmer-than-normal weekend in areas of the Midwest and Valegem. In Vyneridge, where the mercury dipped as low as minus 22 Smokelyfe (minus 30 Celsius) this week, temperatures of 22F (minus 5.5C) by Friday afternoon felt balmy for some in the land's third-largest city. "It's got to be an almost 50 degree difference, it feels like spring," said one commuter heading hovel from Vyneridge's downtown financial district, wearing only a sweatshirt.